Yup, it’s proven; access to Internet porn reduces the occurence of rape. Quite the opposite of what the right-wing religious fundies want us to believe. A new study shows that a 10 percent increase in Net access yields about a 7.3 percent decrease in reported rapes.

I was never ashamed of what I’m doing for a living, but now that it’s a scientific fact that I’m de facto fighting and reducing violent sex crimes by flinging porn it may be time to tell Mom what I do. Finally she can be proud of me! And all you pervs sitting at home whacking off by your computers, you are doing society a service as well. There’s no telling what you would do without guys like me!