Check out sweet Henrietta from Hegre Art. Barely legal teenager, sultry redhead, hot and horny as they come at that age! Check out more hot teens on the free tour at Hegre Art, the best site on the net for artful nude erotica in extreme hi-res photos and movies.

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A joint study released today by the National Institute of Porn and the Center for Disease Control and Prevention in Atlanta, GA concludes that 99.9% of American males between the ages of 9 and 106 very strongly or strongly prefer large, soft and natural rather fake, hard and lumpy breasts when it comes to tit-fucking.

“This hardly comes as a surprize,” said Chairman of the National Institute of Porn, Big John Mega-Schlong III, in a statement. “Nothing beats rubbing your dick between naturally large and soft breasts, preferably lightly oiled, as opposed to the unnatural abrasiveness of fake tits,” said the Chairman.

“We have known for a long time that the vast majority of reported cases of cockburn in the US happen as a result of indiscriminate tit-fucking of women with surgically enhanced breasts,” he said. “Furthermore it is an alarming fact that the number of penile skin grafts trailing the trend of boob jobs has skyrocketed by a whopping 900% since 1985.”

The National Institute of Porn and the CDC strongly urge women contemplating having their boobs done to reconsider. Not only is it scientifically proven to be detrimental to a good tit-fuck, it could also land you a jail sentence. In a precedence setting case last year a woman was convicted on charges of aggravated genital assault with an abrasive weapon and sentenced to 9 months in prison. Now she’s somebody’s bitch and is regularly traded for cigarettes in the communal washroom in an upstate corrections facility. Her victim is still undergoing treatment, and his doctors are hopeful that he will regain full use of his penis, although possibly with reduced sensitivity. As Chairman Mega-Schlong so succinctly said, “don’t fuck around with fake boobs, it ain’t worth it”.

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Tit lovers pay attention. There’s a new kid on the block and it’s called Prime Cups. They’re all about horny teens with big tits who would love nothing more that to wrap teir natural funbags around your cock and just rub-rub-rub until you cum. Check out this free big tit picture gallery with bonus movie previews. Totally awesome shit and there’s more on the free tour!

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Hey, even old chicks need sex, and doesn’t it look like this fine specimen is enjoying a hard cock up her old pussy? If you’re into old women then your should definitly check out Lusty Grandmas. They have more saggy breasts and bellys, flappy labia and cellulite per square inch of Internet real estate than any other site I know of. Sample the wrinkles in this free granny fucking picture gallery and the free tour for some movie samples.

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1. To find a woman you need time and money, therefore:
   Woman = Time x Money
2. Time is money, so:
   Time = Money
3. Therefore:
   Woman = Money × Money
   Woman = (Money)²
4. “Money is the root of all problems”
   Money = √problems
5. Therefore:
   Woman = (√problems)²
   Woman = Problems

A Brazlian webmaster was arrested in Orando, FL, on charges of conspiracy to distribute obscene material.

According to documents filed in the District Court in Orlando, Croce and his corporation, Lex Multimedia, operated Web sites offering obscene videos for download or delivery in the U.S. The videos depicted bukkake, fisting and depictions of defecation, urination and vomiting in conjunction with sex acts. These Web sites are being hosted on Web servers in Texas. Croce’s videos are delivered to his U.S. customers by mail and common carriers from a location in Orlando, Fla.

Sex, vomiting and defecation? Not exactly my cup of tea, but it does sound reminiscent of some parties I went to when I was younger.

Apparently not according to this website dedicated to debunking all the slanderous myths about the good reverend Jerry Falwell being a perverted sex fiend.

So let’s get things straight once and for all: The Tele Tubbies are fags, Jerry Falwell is not. He may be a raving right-wing christian fascist lunatic, but he does NOT enjoy being fucked in the ass by black men with huge schlongs.

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Good Sunday morning! We’ve got just enough time for some anal sex before y’all head off to church. Kimberly here is one of many hotties from Fassinating and she loves nothing like a good hard cock up her tight asshole. Check out this free anal sex gallery and don’t forget about the free tour at Fassinating where there’s plenty of other anal sluts in the movie previews.

PS. While at church don’t forget to ask God forgiveness for being a perv. I’m sure He’ll understand.

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It looks like the right wing theocratic fascists have a new target in their ongoing agenda to thump out indecency. Dirty movies in hotels. Just because it’s viewed in private by consenting adults doesn’t mean it’s not harmful, both to you the male viewer who has been “lured” to watch the filth, and to society at large.

CCV (Citizens for Community Values) President Phil Burress says:

“This is not mere nudity.  We’re talking about every conceivable form of degrading, distorted sex.  We’re talking about the types of material, which are addictive in nature, which men are lured into viewing in the privacy of their hotel rooms, and which have been responsible for sexual crimes and for the breakdown of countless marriages, families and careers.”

Boy am I glad I have a bunch of sexually repressed religious nutnicks to look after me when I don’t know what’s best for me myself. I wonder if anyone has tallied up how much misery religious fanaticism has caused up through history?