Be careful if you use sex toys such as dildos, you could be committing a crime and the next thing you know the sheriff will be knocking on your door, cuffs in hand.

MONROE, LA — Ouachita Parish Sheriff’s Deputies have arrested 70-year-old Alvena Johnson, owner of the Fun Depot in Monroe, an adult novelty store, on two felony counts of the promotion of obscene devices. Also arrested on four counts under the same law were Bobby and Lori Tremaine, owners of the Red Door stores in West Monroe and in the Swartz area of Quachita Parish. KNOE Channel 8 News teams were alerted in advance so they could be on hand to video Johnson and the Tremaines being escorted away in handcuffs.

I guess there’s an election coming up in Monroe, LA.

I thought it was worth mentioning in case anyone had forgotten:

“Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press, or the right of the people peaceably to assemble. and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.”

Some times you wonder if it’s all just talk, fine words reserved for speeches when we need to remind ourselves that America is the greatest nation on earth.

George Orwell and Ray Bradbury were very perceptive people . . .

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Not my words, but those of Merril Keiser, jr., an Ohio trucker and US Senator wannabe. This dipshit truck driver is running for office on a political platform that advocates the death penalty for being gay. “Just like we have laws against murder, we have laws against stealing, we have laws against taking drugs — we should have laws against immoral conduct,” says the lowlife Democrat (!) from Freemont, Ohio.

I say this country is in some serious fucking trouble. Just when I thought my contempt for certain elements of the human race couldn’t get any stronger, along comes a piece of shit like holier-than-thou Merril truck driver and proves that there are absolutely no limits to bigotry and hatred. Forget about gay marriage, this fucker wants to EXTERMINATE gays. He makes George Bush look like a choir boy!

And why stop with the faggots? Lets kill the niggers, the jews, the spicks and everybody that looks like they might be from south of the border while we’re at it, not to mention anybody who doesn’t believe in the One True CHRISTIAN God! Purify America once and for all!

Hey Merril, did you ever spy on your sister while she was getting dressed? Did you ever MASTURBATE (it’s a sin, you know)? Ever covet your neighbor’s wife or have an impure thought of any kind? You fucking make me sick!

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